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	Do I Have Swine Flu? YES, you thick bastard. You have it.

	Notes:
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	By reading this, you're essentially giving yourself Swine Flu.
	
	*From Reddit
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	*Aguyinachair asks:
	*Has Madagascar closed its port?
	================
	
	No, but it doesn't matter. They're already infected. You can blame the rapid spread of the DNS.
	
	In This CSS:
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	+SWINE FLU
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	+SWINE FLU
	--------------------------------------------- */

	body {
		background-color: red;
		color: #000;
		margin: 20px auto;
		text-align: center
	}
	
	h1 {
		font-family: Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, serif;
		font-size: 5em;
		font-style: italic;
		font-weight: 900;
	}
	
	h2 {
		border-bottom: 8px solid #000;
		font-family: Impact, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
		font-size: 10em;
		font-weight: 900;
		line-height: .9em;
		margin: -15px auto;
		text-transform: uppercase;
		width: 400px
	}
	
	.ad-sense {
		margin-top: 100px;
		vertical-align: bottom
	}
	
	a.slantmouth-joint {
		background: transparent url(/i/slantmouth-joint.png) no-repeat;
		display: block;
		height: 50px;
		margin: 70px auto;
		text-indent: -9999px;
		width: 418px
		
	}